Dolflute Pro

Dolflute Pro is the professional edition of the all-in-one absurdist tool for joy, mischief, and mild productivity. With all the core features of the Dolflute SE—and then some—the Pro model comes equipped with stereo laser pointer eyes that enable seamless transitions between work and play. Whether you're charming a room with dolphin-fueled melodies, blowing bubbles mid-meeting, or using your laser gaze to deliver a killer presentation, Dolflute Pro is ready. It’s ridiculous. It’s useful. It’s seriously unserious. Available while reality holds in attention grabbing Aqua blue.

WARNING: Very limited experimental supply available as an early adopter edition – lasers may not function after extended bubble blowing!